yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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