He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Dear god my vagina.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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