I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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