omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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