Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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