Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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