I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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