so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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