please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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