So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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