I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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