it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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