kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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