Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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