he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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