I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
there is glitter all over my balls
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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