whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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