operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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