its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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