marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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