bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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