marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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