I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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