just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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