South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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