He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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