talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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