why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am one with the molecules
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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