You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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