if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Non-Jews are for practice
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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