Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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