This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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