Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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