belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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