I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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