I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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