you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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