So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
