i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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