Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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