Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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