Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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