i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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