I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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