bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
this hospital has no fireball
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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