And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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