Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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