East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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