i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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