just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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