i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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