Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i think my cat just said my name.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
