That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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