That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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