I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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