What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Drunk is not a location!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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