Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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